What If We Advertised Homes For Sale Like Political Campaigns?
I think we echo the feelings of many when we say, we like to vote, but are we EVER glad this round of elections is over!!
NEVER have we heard so many ads, with so little substance! My opponent votes for the wars, but doesn't provide support the troops! Any facts there or are we just supposed to automatically vote for you because of your slurs and innuendo??
So what would happen if we started conducting home selling the same way as political campaigns??
- Our opponents down the street once had a shingle come off during hurricane winds!! Can we count on that home's roof integrity, or will the roof collapse on you in your sleep??
- Our opponents have had SEX in their home!! Who knows where they've been or WHAT they've done....but we could swear we've heard sheep, goats and maybe a baby elephant!!!!!
- Our opponents hired a harlot to represent them! Have you seen their listing agent's marketing pictures?? Surely she paid for THOSE additions!!
- Our opponents have a basement!!! Did you know basements can leak, even FLOOD?? And did we mention the hazards associated with their FIREPLACE?
- Our opponents are known to allow their toddlers to run NAKED in their home between diaper changes!! Are you sure you want to buy THAT home??
The possibilities are endless, aren't they?? Nothing of substance....nope...don't think we could do that! We'd rather spend our marketing dollars advocating our seller's home, all the features, full disclosure, lots of pictures, and may the better home win!
We're no Cult of Personality, we're here to give you RESULTS!
Hope you're having a fantastic week!
Liz and Bill aka BLiz
Disclaimer: This ad was paid for by The Friends of The Liz Spear Team of RE/MAX Elite and was endorsed by The Liz Spear Team of RE/MAX Elite. No funding was provided by Special Interest groups, foreign governments, conglomorations or shadow organizations. All funding is 100% provided by the hard work of The Liz Spear Team of RE/MAX Elite. No animals nor small children were harmed during the typing of this post. No promises however are asserted as to what may have happened to various pompous politicians, assorted cronies and special interest groups. This ad is also endorsed by Miss Bad Manners.
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The Liz Spear Team of RE/MAX Elite
Elizabeth Spear, ABR, CRS, Ohio License SAL.2002007747
William (Bill) Spear, CRS, Ohio License SAL.2004011109 Kentucky 77938
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